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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪

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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪

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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪

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♪ on the night we kissed

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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪

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♪ what would we do, baby

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♪ without us?

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♪ what would we do, baby

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♪ without us?

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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪

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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪

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♪ ooh-hoo

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♪ what would we do, baby

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♪ without us?

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♪ sha-la-la-la

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♪ how many times
can a man turn his head? ♪

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♪ pretending he just doesn't see

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♪ the answer my friend

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♪ is blowing in the wind,

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♪ the answer is blowing in the wind

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Beautiful.

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Oh, that was great, Elyse.

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You certainly haven't
lost your touch.

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Thank you.
I'm so rusty.

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I must have plucked
20 bad notes.

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Oh, come on, mom.
No, you didn't.

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I counted 23.

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I only counted 19.

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That's as high as you can count.

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Listening to you
really reminded me

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of the old days, Elyse.

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Makes me want to
go out and...

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boycott some lettuce.

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Did you know
she was a folk singer?

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I wasn't really
a folk singer, honey.

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Occasionally,
I picked up a guitar or two.

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Oh, don't be so modest, Elyse.

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Kids, when we were in college,

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your mother used to perform
every Thursday night.

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It was in a tiny, jam-packed,
smoke-filled coffee house

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two floors underground.

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The age of Darkness Cafe.

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Sounds like a fun place.

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I remember,
Wednesday was anarchist night.

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People in favor of violent
overthrow of the government

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got a free cocktail.

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Hey, you remember that time

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we came there after the rally...

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Don't get started.
We've got to go.

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She's got a point.

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You know, Elyse, you could have
made a career out of singing.

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Why didn't you ever
follow up on it?

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I had a family to raise,
another career to build.

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Singing was never more
than a hobby.

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Passing interest.

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Couldn't ever have
a decent following.

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Decent following?
Elyse, everybody, who heard you,

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thought you'd gotta be the next
Joan Baez or Judy Collins.

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You sing great, mom.

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I bet you could have been
the next Joan Collins.

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Judy Collins, honey,
and your dad's exaggerating.

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Oh, no, he isn't.

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You were really
something special, Elyse.

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The world may gained
an architect, but...

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lost a great singer.

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Maybe you could
have combined that two.

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You could've been
the singing architect.

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Ah, to watch
a great mind at work.

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You know, Elyse,
I just got an idea.

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Andy and I went to a noon
nightclub downtown

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called the Top Spot.

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They have comedians,
musicians, and singers.

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It's no Age of Darkness cafe,
but it was fun.

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Maybe we could all
go sometime.

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Oh, sounds good.

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- Good!
- Ahem.

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- All right.
- We've got to go.

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- The timekeeper.
- Thank you.

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Okay, bye.

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- Bye-bye.
- Good seeing you.

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- Bye.
- Good-bye.

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And you, baby, time for bed.

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Good night, mom. You were great.
Thank you.

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Dad, will you tuck me in, please?

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Oh, come on.
I'll tuck you in.

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I'm going to bed early, too.

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Alex is giving me
a driving lesson tomorrow.

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That's right. Tomorrow
we're gonna work on, uh...

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opening the car door.

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Alex, stop sneering.
I want to actually drive.

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Look, Mallory, you know, uh...

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you may be
carrying packages sometime.

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Did you ever think of that?

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Opening the car door
is not always easy.

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Alex!

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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It's a pleasure
to be here tonight.

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Ah, you're a beautiful audience.

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Hi, Mal.

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Hi.

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Hi, Mal.
How'd the driving lesson go?

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Great! I think
I'm a natural-born driver.

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Where's Alex?

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How'd the lesson go?

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I thought I'd never
see this house again.

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Oh, Alex, don't be
so melodramatic.

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Oh, don't worry, Mallory.
I don't blame you.

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It's not your fault.

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I just assumed that when you
saw a red sign marked "STOP,"

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you'd take it at face value.

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I told you,
I didn't see the sign.

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Well, yeah. How could you?
You were going in reverse.

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Oh, come on, Alex.
It couldn't have been that bad.

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It wasn't dad.
Alex just has no patience.

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He was yelling at me
the whole time.

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I wasn't yelling at you.

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I was yelling at a cop
to shoot at our tires.

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You're not being
very helpful, Alex.

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Your sister needs a patient,
tolerant teacher.

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Will you take me tomorrow, dad?

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Sure, Mallory. I'll be glad to.

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You might need this.

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What is that?

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Hi, honey. You're late.

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Where have you been?

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Oh, I'm glad you
asked that question.

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You going to answer?

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You're not going to
believe this,

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but on the way home
from work today,

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I stopped in at the Top Spot,

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and I have an audition
tomorrow afternoon!

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Hold down the enthusiasm a bit.

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Honey, honey, that's great.

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How are you going
to be a singer, mommy?

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Are you going to quit your job?

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold the phone!

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Nobody's quitting
any jobs around here.

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These people
got kids to support.

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They got a boy
to put through college.

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I'm not quitting my job.

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It's just... I had such
a good time last night

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singing and reminiscing
about the past, that...

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I just was thinking
how nice it would be

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to perform again.

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In front of people?

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Well, that's the basic idea, Mal.

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Well, mom,
I think you're a great singer,

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but you're our mother.

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I try to keep
a low profile on that.

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I just thought, why not?
I mean, what have I got to lose?

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Your mother is very brave
to try something like this, kids.

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It's important
to pursue your dreams,

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no matter how great
the odds against you may be.

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Sort of like you trying to get
a driver's license.

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Now, Corky, don't you think
you talked enough?

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Why don't you try listening
for a change?

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Well, I'm certainly not gonna
listen to a dummy like you.

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Hey, Corky, I hear you
got a new girlfriend.

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Is that true?

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Oh, Dennis, she's the greatest.

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Her skin is so soft,
when I touched her,

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I only got three splinters.

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Okay, Dennis. You were great.

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Hey, what about me?

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Oh, you were crock!

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You guys crack me up.

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Pretty soon you're
gonna be able to kiss

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that dishwashing job good-bye.

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Well, we got it down.
But he washes, and I dry.

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Yeah, all right.

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All right. You're
the opening act.

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We do two shows a night,
$50 a week.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you, uncle Lou.

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Thank you, uncle Lou.

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I don't know, Steven.

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What if he doesn't like me?

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Of course he'll like you.

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He liked Dennis
and Corky, didn't he?

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Are you saying
I'm as bad as they are?

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Of course not.

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I never see your lips move.

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Excuse me, sir.

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I'm Steven Keaton.
This is my wife Elyse.

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She sings.

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What do you do?

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I, uh, manage a public
broadcasting station.

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Okay, Steven.
You'll follow the juggler.

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It's a joke. Come on!

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He's here for moral support.

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- I'm the one with the audition.
- Okay.

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Elyse Keaton, folk singer.

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We're ready for you.

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Uh, up there.

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- Good luck, honey.
- Thank you.

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There's a lot of suffering
in the world today.

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We tend to forget about people
who have less than we do.

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Who less fortunate than we are.

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We take things for granted.

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We don't realize
how lucky we are.

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Excuse me.

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Just why are you
telling me these things?

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Look, if I want to feel guilty,
I'll call my mother.

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I'm sorry.

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♪ to everything

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♪ turn, turn, turn

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♪ there is a season

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♪ turn, turn, turn

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♪ and a time for every purpose ♪

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♪ under heaven

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♪ a time to be born

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♪ a time to die

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- ♪ a time...
- That's enough.

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Why don't you come right
down here and we'll talk, okay?

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You were great, honey.

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Did you think so?

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Well, look at Lou.
He is visibly moved.

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So, how did I do?

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You definitely didn't stink.

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Oh!

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You really mean that?

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Welcome to show business.

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When do I start?

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Uh, start Saturday.

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Two shows a night, $25 a week.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute...

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You're paying Dennis
and Corky $50 a week.

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Of course.
There are two of them.

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Jeniffer, I just had my best
driving lesson ever.

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I'm really getting good at this.

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Maybe when you get your licence
you can take me to school in stuff.

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Sure! We'll be driving
all over town.

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I explained to you, officer.

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She got
the two pedals confused.

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Excuse me, dad.

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But I didn't get
the pedals confused.

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I got my feet confused.

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Mallory, let me
handle this, please.

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But dad...

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She violated almost every
traffic ordinance known to man.

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She made a few little mistakes.

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Nothing out of the ordinary.

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Hey, dad...

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What's this doing
in the front yard?

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Alex, put that back, please.

249
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Ah, Mallory's driving lesson.
Gotcha.

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I'll just put this
with the other stuff.

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Alex.

252
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Officer, please.

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If you come down
hard on her now,

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you'll destroy her confidence.

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00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:18,147
I'll tell you what. Just this one
time, I'm gonna let her go.

256
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,520
But, please,
keep her off the streets.

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She's really not a bad driver.
She has a lot of potential.

258
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So, dad, what time tomorrow
will we go driving?

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Mallory...
You're my daughter,

260
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:31,790
and I love you very much,

261
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,936
but I'm never getting into an
automobile with you again.

262
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,200
Dad!

263
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,651
Hey, guys, I need your help here.

264
00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:41,930
Which one of these, do you think,
I should wear tonight?

265
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,154
I told you,
you got to go casual.

266
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,802
Couldn't you wear
something with a veil?

267
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,330
Mallory, why are you
so embarrassed about this?

268
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,988
Your mother's always
loved to sing,

269
00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:53,251
she misses doing it,

270
00:11:53,281 --> 00:11:55,160
and it's important for her
to try it now.

271
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,865
When Alison Weber's mom was
going through midlife crisis,

272
00:11:57,895 --> 00:11:59,450
she just went to law school.

273
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,394
When Nancy Hefner's mom
was feeling blue,

274
00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:04,430
she ran off
with a college sophomore.

275
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,817
Let her sing.

276
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:10,074
I'm not going through
a midlife crisis.

277
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:14,154
I just want to do something
that I haven't done in years.

278
00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:15,760
Midlife crisis.

279
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,600
Classic. Classic.

280
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,730
Hey, have you, uh... Have you
chosen a stage name yet?

281
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,330
A stage name?

282
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,542
Yeah. Something...
with a little more pizzazz,

283
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:26,900
Something other than Keaton.

284
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:30,000
I was thinking Elyse Lamour.

285
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:34,060
Alex, she's a folk singer,
not a stripper.

286
00:12:34,897 --> 00:12:36,640
All right, all right.
How about, uh...

287
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:39,100
Ramblin' Elyse Lamour?

288
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,600
No, thanks, Alex.

289
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:43,354
Come on, Elyse,
you better get dressed.

290
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:44,240
Well, honey.

291
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:46,400
I'm having trouble with
this land is your land.

292
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,760
Can you sing it now?

293
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,900
Well, I could sure
use the practice.

294
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,560
Let's see.

295
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,730
♪ this land is your land ♪

296
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,260
♪ this land is my land

297
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,360
♪ from the redwood forest

298
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,030
Honey, I'm sorry.
California, right?

299
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,930
♪ California

300
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,030
Shoot.

301
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,142
Start again.
Pick it up a little.

302
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,400
♪ this land is your land

303
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,760
♪ this land is my land

304
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,100
♪ from California

305
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,600
♪ to the New York Island

306
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,830
♪ from the redwood forest

307
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:27,400
♪ to the Gulf Stream waters ♪

308
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:30,400
♪ this land was made
for you and me ♪

309
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,720
Everybody!

310
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,700
♪ as I was walking

311
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,100
♪ that ribbon of highway

312
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:38,100
♪ I saw above me

313
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,417
Mom, maybe you should
play some modern songs.

314
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:47,000
You know,
ones from this century.

315
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,837
Songs like "Beat It"
or "Murder by Numbers".

316
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,930
Do-do, do-do. Da-da, da-da.

317
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,531
Ah, those old standards.

318
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,400
Amazingly enough,
Mallory may have a point.

319
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,260
You should at least be ready
with one of those songs.

320
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,914
How does one go?

321
00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:04,860
♪ beat it, beat it

322
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,000
♪ beat it, beat it

323
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,565
♪ no one likes to be defeated ♪

324
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,880
♪ show me what's funky

325
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,230
♪ show me what's right ♪

326
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,960
♪ it doesn't...

327
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,730
I liked it.

328
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,388
My father used to call me
by my biblical name...

329
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,660
I'll start with This Land,

330
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,500
then Blowing... No, no.

331
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,860
Blowing first...

332
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,988
Honey, just do it the way
you rehearsed it.

333
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,000
You'd be wonderful.

334
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,460
Count your blessings, knothead.

335
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,920
There are few ventriloquist acts
around these days.

336
00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,960
Yeah, you right. There are lot
of dummies out of work.

337
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,948
You could be next.

338
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,177
Hey, pal, you're
moving your lips.

339
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,630
I'll stop if you will.

340
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,574
Good night.

341
00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:49,900
Good night and don't forget.
Conserve firewood.

342
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:52,245
The log you save
may be my uncle.

343
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,580
Good night!

344
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,952
Dennis McKay and Corky.

345
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,691
Let's hear it for them.

346
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,750
A little lady came
into our Wednesday audition

347
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,611
and really knocked us
for a loop and a half.

348
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,805
So put your hands together.

349
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:10,474
Let's have a warm
Top Spot welcome

350
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:13,430
for miss Elyse Keaton!

351
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,030
Come on up here.

352
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,760
My name is Elyse Keaton.

353
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,848
I'm a singer.

354
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:28,088
Actually, I'm an architect,

355
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:30,611
but I can't very well come up here
and draw pictures of houses

356
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:31,851
for you, can I?

357
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,720
Um...

358
00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:41,330
I'd like to dedicate
this first set

359
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,674
to a man who changed
the course of my life...

360
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,394
A man named
Woody Guthrie.

361
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,200
♪ this land is your land

362
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,930
♪ this land is my land ♪

363
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,660
♪ from California

364
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,600
Oh, god.
Man, get real.

365
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:04,360
♪ from the redwood forest

366
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,130
♪ to the Gulf Stream waters ♪

367
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:12,662
License number XJ473,
please see Edmundo. Thank you.

368
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,850
♪ as I was walkin'

369
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,550
♪ that ribbon of highway

370
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,910
♪ this land was made
for you and me ♪

371
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,057
Uh, that song had
a lot of meaning for me,

372
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:31,610
but, um...
I'm just one person.

373
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,030
Maybe we'll try something else.

374
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,765
♪ Kumbaya, my lord

375
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,960
♪ Kumbaya

376
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,530
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord

377
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,714
♪ Kumbaya

378
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,160
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord

379
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,200
♪ Kumbaya

380
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,600
Better keep your day job, lady.

381
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,211
♪ oh, Lord, Kumbaya

382
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,300
Check, check.

383
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,660
Maybe you'll like
this one better.

384
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,486
♪ beat it

385
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,640
♪ beat it

386
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,030
♪ no one wants to be defeated ♪

387
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,060
whoo!

388
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,260
♪ show me...

389
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,200
Sorry.

390
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,860
Elyse, darling.
Come on. Please.

391
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,902
- Look, sit down. Please, relax.
- Take me home, please.

392
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,514
Honey, you're upset.
Come on.

393
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,566
I was horrible.

394
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:55,188
Isn't that funny?
I thought you were great.

395
00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:56,891
You sang beautifully, Elyse.

396
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,040
Yeah. Really, mom.

397
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,800
The crowd just wasn't
ready for you, mom.

398
00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:02,034
They were too conservative.

399
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,800
You're very kind,
but I wasn't any good.

400
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,800
I was rusty.
I should've rehearsed more.

401
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,283
I just didn't sing well,
that's all.

402
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,650
Mrs. Keaton...

403
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,840
I thought you
were wonderful myself.

404
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,325
Great vocal ability.

405
00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,023
It's your material, honey.
That's all.

406
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,542
Mind your own business, Corky.

407
00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:22,622
No. Let him speak.

408
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:28,040
Well, it's those songs
you're singing.

409
00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,660
It's not what everyone today
wants to hear.

410
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,628
They have too much meaning.

411
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,817
Sure, you and I
can relate to them,

412
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:37,660
but what about guys
like Dennis here?

413
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,000
I gotta admit
I couldn't follow it.

414
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,605
But those are the songs
I want to sing.

415
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:46,560
Then sing for your own pleasure.
Forget the audience.

416
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,630
You believe in yourself,
they'll believe in you.

417
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:55,400
Corky makes
an excellent point, Elyse.

418
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,800
Thanks, Steve.

419
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,530
Let's have lunch.

420
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,330
Elyse.

421
00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:09,988
Oh, Steven.
Please, don't try and talk me

422
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,980
into going back out there.

423
00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:14,114
That was so horrible,

424
00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:16,660
so frightening.

425
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,428
I should never have done
it in the first place.

426
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,386
It all came back
with a rush, Elyse.

427
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,200
What did?

428
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,394
Sitting in clubs like this,

429
00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:29,380
watching you up there,

430
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,380
listening to you sing.

431
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,171
Cheering you on,
hoping you'd sing another.

432
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,754
Loving your voice.

433
00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:39,394
Loving you.

434
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,100
I loved you so much
then, Steven.

435
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,560
I love you even more now,

436
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,700
but that... that's
separate from this.

437
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,330
I made a mistake.

438
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,530
I can't go home again.

439
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,777
I was such a jerk.

440
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,100
I was out there trying to...

441
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,357
recapture something.
It's over.

442
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:03,460
I'm too old for this, you know?

443
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,693
It had its time, and so did I.

444
00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:09,500
I made such a fool
out of myself.

445
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,800
Look.

446
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:17,200
There's another
audience at 10:00.

447
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,862
They don't know what a
fool you made of yourself.

448
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,328
I for one promise
not to tell them.

449
00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:24,180
- Steven.
- Look, it's like Corky said.

450
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,508
Go on out there
and do it for yourself,

451
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,100
for your own pleasure.

452
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,300
You can't go home again, Elyse.

453
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,125
You may not like what's
happened to the neighborhood,

454
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,120
but you can't go home.

455
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,200
Do it, Elyse.

456
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,260
You won't be alone.

457
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,430
Your best friend
will be with you.

458
00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:48,148
As you can see,
he cannot see a thing,

459
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:49,365
ladies and gentlemen.

460
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:50,771
Not a thing.

461
00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:52,233
- Can you see anything?
- Nothing!

462
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:54,051
How many fingers
am I holding up?

463
00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:55,500
Uh, two.

464
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,030
The amazing Corky!
How does he do it?

465
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,680
Thank you, and good night.

466
00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:02,708
Dennis McKay and Corky.
Let's hear it for them.

467
00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:06,090
And now, I'd like
to introduce a little lady

468
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,085
who made her debut
here this evening.

469
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,597
And now she's again,

470
00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:14,091
for her second debut,
miss Elyse Keaton!

471
00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:15,900
- All right!
- Yay!

472
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,300
Yay! Yay, mom!

473
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:23,630
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

474
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:29,148
I haven't stepped up on a stage
to sing in almost 20 years...

475
00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:30,800
In the sixties.

476
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,160
Anyone out there
remember the sixties?

477
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,600
Yay!

478
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:39,100
We tried to ban the bomb
and beautify America,

479
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,560
and we sang songs.

480
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,628
Folk songs,
songs of social protest.

481
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,908
And I'm going to sing a few
of those for you tonight.

482
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:50,500
And I want you to see
how it goes.

483
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,914
I'd like to
dedicate this first set

484
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,680
to a man who changed
the course of my life...

485
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,017
A man named Steven Keaton.

486
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,730
♪ come gather 'round, people ♪

487
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,000
♪ wherever you roam

488
00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,360
♪ and admit

489
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,560
♪ that the waters
around you have grown ♪

490
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,460
♪ and accept that quite soon ♪

491
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,897
♪ you'll be drenched
to the bone ♪

492
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:22,508
♪ time to you is worth savin' ♪

493
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,500
♪ you'd better start swimmin'

494
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:26,491
♪ or you'll sink like a stone ♪

495
00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:28,250
♪ for the times

496
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:33,102
♪ they are a-changin'

497
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,843
♪ come writers and critics ♪

498
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,891
♪ prophesize with your pen

499
00:22:38,954 --> 00:22:41,210
♪ and keep your eyes wide

500
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,211
♪ the chance won't come again ♪

501
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,460
♪ don't speak too soon

502
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,262
♪ the wheel's still in spin ♪

503
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,897
♪ and there's no tellin'
who that it's namin' ♪

504
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,100
♪ for the loser now

505
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,217
♪ will later, too, win

506
00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:58,960
♪ for the times

507
00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:03,405
♪ they are a-changin'